Unbothered and Underheated Sweatshirt
Baby, it’s cold outside. Unfortunately, Marli is cold-blooded and underprepared. 😂
Meet Marli’s official winter uniform: a festive, vintage-inspired crewneck featuring Marli herself, bundled up in her Christmas best while remaining completely unbothered by literally everything.
Decked out in nostalgic Christmas reds, forest greens, and golden hues, this original artwork brings cozy holiday vibes with a little reptile attitude. It’s perfect for bearded dragon parents, reptile enthusiasts, professional couch loungers, and anyone whose winter personality is just “nope.”
Marli’s cold-weather survival guide:
- Snuggle favorite human.
- Find the warmest spot in the house.
- Refuse to elaborate.
- Demand snacks.
Whether you're shopping for a fellow reptile lover or adding a little weird to your holiday wardrobe, this crewneck is serving festive, cozy, and mildly dramatic.
🎁 Cold-blooded. Cozy-minded. Unbothered by design.
Artwork by Marli x KeysToMyArt 🎨🦎
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric; fiber content varies by color
- Classic fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed feel
- Stretch 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste
- Tear-away label, DTF inner neck label, adult sizing, and REACH certification
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester (Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel
1x1 Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH certified
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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